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Hear Ye has the scoop! Looks like one of Columbia's sexy Democratic hopefuls is a certified scoundrel! This political up n' comer is the owner of a ritzy computer shack where just last year, he treated bakery workers like scum while his wife stoody by and made racist comments!! ... and to an African American at that!

Newsflash! Mahzoo's own CornerCopia corners the hard-core porn market on campus!