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This just in! Local heartthrob nabbed for RAPE! How did this strapping young lad find himself alone on a Saturday night?! For shame, ladies! Calling all of Columbia's Deeelightful Debutants to the rescue...
The best news money can buy. Ol' Mahzoo!! Home of ye olde tigres. Grrrrr. Item! New gossip rag bursts onto the scene! All the Mid-Mo gossip you can stomach! Dream come true! Newsflash! Gossip on the scene!! The DISTRICT Scene, that is!