Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Ye Olde Towne KRYER!

The best news money can buy. Ol' Mahzoo!! Home of ye olde tigres. Grrrrr. Item! New gossip rag bursts onto the scene! All the Mid-Mo gossip you can stomach! Dream come true! Newsflash! Gossip on the scene!! The DISTRICT Scene, that is!

Monday, July 10, 2006

ITEM!

Looks like a coin toss! BigShot McMayor sez: "Move along, hippies! We're going Centurytel up in this bitch..."

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This just in! Local heartthrob nabbed for RAPE! How did this strapping young lad find himself alone on a Saturday night?! For shame, ladies! Calling all of Columbia's Deeelightful Debutants to the rescue...

1 Comments:

Blogger Katy said...

Seriously. Its almost been a year.

11:48 PM  

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