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Local "Fancy Political Lad" Jeff "Pretty Boy" Harris was recently spotted at a local estate sale hauling armfuls of women's designer clothes to the trunk of his pink Cadillac. Representative Harris could not be reached for comment, though his beautiful wife Geoffrina answered our house call in a stunning silk kimono and full Kabuki makeup.

As seen first-hand by an anonymous staffer (named Julia) and reported third-hand by myself.